Ok stuff the government, the benefit grabbers, the extremists (assholes), why not look at what we do have, after all we have more history in Stratford on Avon then in the whole of the USA (please dont quote me on that). It may be difficult because we are a tiny island with not a lot going on, but i will have some of THIS:
Followed by, some of THIS:
And plenty of THIS:
Then sit on one of THESE: (with a hanky on ma head)
Dont get me wrong, im not the most patriotic person but its not all doom and gloom is it. So what you got thats British...Stick of rock?...