whell heres a good joke i heared recently:
burglar is in a home looking for valuables
hes looking around in the living room when all of a sudden he hears : "jesus knows youre here"
badly shaken the burglar spins around and quickly looks around the dark room but finds theres noone there
thinking he must've immagined things he goes on with his search
he opens a drawer and again hears : "jesus knows youre here "
this time the burglas lights up his torch and finds the source of the voice , it was a parrot sitting in a cage in the corner of the room
"so ", asked the burglar , "you must be jesus "
"nope" answers the parrot "im mohamed"
the burglar starts to grin a little and asks the parrot : "wat ****er calls his parrot mohamed "
at wish the parrot answers: "the same ****er that calls his pitbuill jesus"