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    need sumting to laugh about ?

    whell heres a good joke i heared recently:

    burglar is in a home looking for valuables
    hes looking around in the living room when all of a sudden he hears : "jesus knows youre here"
    badly shaken the burglar spins around and quickly looks around the dark room but finds theres noone there
    thinking he must've immagined things he goes on with his search
    he opens a drawer and again hears : "jesus knows youre here "
    this time the burglas lights up his torch and finds the source of the voice , it was a parrot sitting in a cage in the corner of the room
    "so ", asked the burglar , "you must be jesus "
    "nope" answers the parrot "im mohamed"
    the burglar starts to grin a little and asks the parrot : "wat ****er calls his parrot mohamed "
    at wish the parrot answers: "the same ****er that calls his pitbuill jesus"
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    Not a joke as such, but it makes me smile in a sadistic sort of way.
    As Ron White says "You just can't fix stupid"


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    Quote Originally Posted by NMNeil View Post
    Not a joke as such, but it makes me smile in a sadistic sort of way.
    As Ron White says "You just can't fix stupid"


    3 Observations:


    1) Most of those lorries could have made it under that bridge if they'd let their tyres down first!

    2) Ryder and Penske really need to issue a memo to their drivers about that bridge...

    3) The bridge is still standing?????

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    There were a couple of Budget truck rental vehicles in that clip. I can imagine the conversation on return..... No, it was just like that when I collected it
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    1) Most of those lorries could have made it under that bridge if they'd let their tyres down first!

    2) Ryder and Penske really need to issue a memo to their drivers about that bridge...

    3) The bridge is still standing?????
    The van rental companies already give renters a map of where the bridge is and specific instructions to avoid it.
    They put steel reinforcing beams to protect the bridge and they put in a bloody great flashing yellow sign that says "OVER HEIGHT, MUST TURN" whenever an oversize vehicle approaches the bridge.
    But stupidity will always find a way.

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    https://youtu.be/ZpjrcTLADlw

    This guy avoids it and then goes around again for another try!

    You can’t schedule stupid!

    More info here;

    11 FOOT 8 - The Canopener Bridge

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    Quote Originally Posted by NMNeil View Post
    The van rental companies already give renters a map of where the bridge is and specific instructions to avoid it.
    They put steel reinforcing beams to protect the bridge and they put in a bloody great flashing yellow sign that says "OVER HEIGHT, MUST TURN" whenever an oversize vehicle approaches the bridge.
    But stupidity will always find a way.
    Doesn't seem to stop some of the big wheelers at Blackwall tunnel either.......

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