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    cluedo has been ruined, in the spirit of political correctness they have added a new black character. So now you know who did it before the bloody game starts.

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    General Public Notice:



    Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving messages about my Irish Wolfhound after he savaged 3 Muslims, 2 illegal immigrants and an Indian taxi driver over the course of the past three weeks.


    For the last time, he is NOT for sale!!



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    Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
    Racing is Life---anything else is just waiting. Steve McQueen

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    Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action!
    So I sent her my ironing. That’ll keep her busy.
    Racing is Life---anything else is just waiting. Steve McQueen

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    Tell you what, I was on for a 147 in my snooker game last night.

    Pity I missed the 2nd ****ing red.

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    SIAMESE TWINS
    Siamese twins walk into a pub in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

    One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.'

    The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

    'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

    'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?'

    Jim agrees.

    'Ah, England!' says the bartender. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

    'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John.

    'Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English --- they're so arrogant and rude.'

    'So why keep going to England?' asks the bartender.

    'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
    Racing is Life---anything else is just waiting. Steve McQueen

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    LMFAO I'm crying here Gary
    Champagne for my real friends,Real pain for my sham friends

    My Intro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stitch View Post
    LMFAO I'm crying here Gary

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    i like to make the little things in life count.






    so im teaching maths to dwarves.

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    DRAG RACING IS A DISEASE FOR WHICH THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE.

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    My grandad said "man utd will win the title this year"

    i said, "tell me something i dont know?"

    he replied, "your nana's arse can take my whole fist".

    Sid.
    DRAG RACING IS A DISEASE FOR WHICH THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE.

    Oddlot Drag Racing Team....
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