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    Quote Originally Posted by ken57 View Post
    Hello stumpy. Cheese toastie. Good grief. I used to like those as well.
    you will never look at acheese toastie in the same way again . hee hee
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    British Humour !!!

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    > > A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit
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    > > Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.
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    The car is open, the keys are under the dog !

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    whats even better than nailing gordon brown to a wall with rusty 9 inch nails??

    realising hes not level and having to do it again..
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    Or just doing it again for the sheer pleasure

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    this will bring a smile to your face,seen this on volkszone


    http://www.volkszone.co.uk/VZi/showthread.php?t=507029
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    I was in a supermarket the other day and I saw a man and a woman wrapped up in a barcode.

    I said "Are you two an item?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pb55chevy View Post
    this will bring a smile to your face,seen this on volkszone


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    All my favorite old ones are way to long to write, so I will just give the (corny) punch lines...


    Weir off to please the Lizard.

    I left my harp in San Pan Disco.

    Don't know his name, but the face rings a bell.

    That's a Hickory Daiquiri doc'
    Last edited by Peter.; 16-07-2009 at 14:51.

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