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    The teacher called the primary class together and said they were going to study arithmetic. She said that if there were 10 crows on the wire and the farmer came out and shot 2 how many were left. The only hand that went up was Jonny's so she reluctantly asked for the answer knowing it would be off the wall. None Miss came the reply. How do you get that Jonny she asked. He pointed out that after the farmer shot 2 the rest flew away.

    The teacher said that the answer was 8 but pointed out that she liked the way he was thinking.

    Jonny said he wanted to ask the teacher a question and she said OK.

    He said 3 ladies went to the seaside and each bought an ice cream cone. They sat down and ate them together. The first gently licked the ice cream, the second nibbled round the cone while the third stuck the whole thing in her mouth and pulled it in and out while sucking. He then asked the teacher which one she thought was married.

    The teacher blushed and said she supposed it was the one sucking the ice cream in and out.

    Jonny said no, it is the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you're thinking.
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    I enjoy spending my spare time frying battered fruit, but sometimes I cant help but feel that I'm frittering my life away.
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    The girls in my local are so ugly, there's a paper bag machine in the mens toilet
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    Quote:

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    Notice:
    1.Please allow 1-3mm error due to manual measurement. pls make sure you do not mind before your purchase.
    2.The colors may have different as the difference display,pls understand
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    Just took it from a micrometer advert on evilbay.
    Needless to say it was only a fiver and from Singapore.
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    I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality, but I realised I was flogging a dead horse.
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    My next door neighbour just knocked on my door wearing a see through negligee, asking to borrow a cup of sugar then winked at me and asked me in for coffee...!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kustom Jim View Post
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    1.Please allow 1-3mm error due to manual measurement. pls make sure you do not mind before your purchase.
    2.The colors may have different as the difference display,pls understand
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    Just took it from a micrometer advert on evilbay.
    Needless to say it was only a fiver and from Singapore.
    That's about right with the **** stuff nowadays. Closer to the truth than a joke.
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    I was sexually active at 9 .


    its now 9.44 and my wrist is killing me .
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