Bloke is in bed having rumpy pumpy with his bird at her flat when the front door goes
"Oh my god, quick hide, its my husband!"
Quick as a flash the bloke jumps up, grabs his clothes and runs out the bedroom.
All of a sudden, the husband burst in the bedroom
"Alright where is he?"
"what? who?" says the wife
The bloke runs round the house with his missus chasing him, looking for the lover, he runs in the kitchen and looks out the window to see a fella running out from under the flats putting his jacket on.
"You *******", he screams as he turns, picks up the fridge and aims it out the window landing right on top of the fella!
The wife goes ballistic "you @&$*?!!!"
She grabs a knife and starts laying in to him with it!
Presently, the police and ambulance arrive and the husband ends up in hospital on the mens ward.
As he's lying there he gets chatting to these other blokes
"what happened to you?" One says
Husband says "Bit of a domestic with the missus, my fault, I didn't trust her and a big argument ensued and she went for me!"
"How about you" to the next guy
"Freak accident" he says "I was rushing back to work from lunch and a domestic appliance coming flying out the sky and landed straight on top of me!"
"oh my god" they all exclaim... "And what happened to you" to the guy in plaster and traction lying in the end bed...
"Well" he says "I was sitting in this fridge!!!!"