A elderly couple were watching a discovery channel special about a west African bush tribe, who’s men all had penises 24” long.
When the male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight.
After a while the weight stretches the penis to 24”. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower his wife looked at him and said “ how about we try the African string and weight procedure. The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, how is our little tribal experiment coming along.
The husband reply’s looks like we are about half way there, she replies you mean it’s grow 12” he then replies no it’s turned bloody black.
Handcuffed to the bumper of a state troopers Ford
If that happens IM off.....
ITS NOT WHAT YOU DRIVE ITS HOW GOOD YOU LOOK IN IT
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