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    When your new girlfriend asks you were you are taking her next Friday night, just remember 'Up the arse' is not appropriate
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    Muldoon lived in the Irish countryside with only his pet dog for company. One day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, Father, my dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?

    Father Patrick replied, I'm afraid not, we can't be having services for animals in the church. But there are some Baptists down the road. There's no telling what they believe, maybe they will do something for the creature.

    Muldoon said thank you father, I'll go right away, and do you think a donation of 5,000 pounds wold be enough for a service?

    Father Patrick exclaimed. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Catholic?
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    A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral procession. A hearse with a coffin in it was followed closely behind by a second hearse with another coffin in it and behind that there was a solitary man walking a black dog and behind the man in single file was a line of 200 men walking along.
    The man was curious and approached the man walking the black dog, "I am sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single line, whose funeral is it?".
    The man replied "that first coffin is for my wife". "What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and killed her". "Well who is in the 2nd coffin?" "My mother-in-law,she was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her too!" A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. The man then asks in excitement "can I borrow the dog?" The man replied "join the queue".
    It's only funny till someone gets hurt..........then it's friggin' hilarious
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    who can drink a gallon of petrol and not get sick?
    jerry can!
    need a job done on your project? i may be able to help.
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    Harry - Queen, gran me and meghan have designed a sweater as part of our new brand , going to call it the Jersey Royal what do you think
    Q, that's a spud you **** now **** off and get a life
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