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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

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    i saw a bloke in the supermarket today buying all the crab, lobster and shrimp off the shelves. i thought he was being really shellfish.
    need a job done on your project? i may be able to help.

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    Hording me ? na just out for a drive


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    If I stand 2 metres away from someone and shout abuse at them, is that anti-social distancing?

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    Prince Charles is self isolating in Scotland with Covid.19
    Prince Andrew is self isolating with Jennifer, 14

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    Quote Originally Posted by v8.jimmy View Post
    Prince Charles is self isolating in Scotland with Covid.19
    Prince Andrew is self isolating with Jennifer, 14
    Beat me to it, that was my text of the day
    All The Gear - No Fookin Idea

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    Nail salons closed
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    It's about to get ugly out there lads, stay safe
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    I went to give a sperm sample today, the nurse asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup..

    I said thanks but I don't think I'm ready for a competition just yet
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    URGENT : PLEASE READ

    During these hard times, if anybody should receive an Email titled "Do Not Eat Tinned Pork"

    Please ignore it, it's just Spam


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