I pay my speeding fines and parking tickets, just like any other law-abiding citizen.
You can tell a lot about a person by their choice of drink I said to a bloke at the bar
Really, what can you tell about me?
You're a c**t I said....
What makes you say that?
That's my beer your drinking.
In the pub with the missus the other night, I lent over and whispered in her ear "when we get home I'm going to rip your knickers off"
They were chaffing my ******** something terrible.
50 shades of grey primer....
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