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    I went to Walmart the other day to buy some shirts. While standing in line I noticed a lot of strange looking men walking around in the store.
    When it was my turn to pay the cashier I asked if she noticed the that there were a lot of strange looking men in the store. She replied,
    "Yes, that's because of the signs on the windows. I looked at the signs on the windows, they said... BOYS PANTS HALF-OFF ;-]

    The following week I returned to Walmart to buy a pair of blue jeans, when I got to the cash register I noticed a beautiful cashier about 18 years of age,
    so I asked her out on a date. She looked at me and said, your way to old for me so I replied, "I may be old but I am still good for twice a night...
    THREE TIMES WITH A PARTNER!

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    might be worth a watch ?


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    In other news the 7 dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6 one of them is not Happy.

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    I know its old but made me chuckle
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUopUrwj79Y

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    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
    Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
    For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
    About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
    The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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    The Supermarkets have got together and produced an online dating app. A mate of mine used it and got a Bag for Life.

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