It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her." Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"
Joined a nudist camp. The first day was the hardest !
There's been an explosion at a Japanese gearbox factory.
Apparently it was raining Datsun Cogs.....
I'll get me coat.
Just seen this ad on a Harley facebook page
Not bad for £3800 Bikes in Scotland
This has to be the cheapest 2005 sportster out there but dont get your knickers wetter than a blind lesbian in a fish market.
OK its as rough as a Neds tramp stamped girlfriend and has the patina of a fat birds face who has been bobbing for chips in a deep far fryer.
but its mechanically sound and runs as good as a skank druggie rushing to buy his next £20 score.
Its a bit like a dole drawing festival going family living in a converted ambulance, A good clean would see it fairly close to its former glory.
The rough old bint has 26k miles under her belt and her mot only ran out in May this year.
Tyres are black and round and have tread. Brakes pull her up in true HD fashion.
Paint on the tank and rear mudguard are good which is more than can be said for the front one. Its got more blisters than a badly VD infected lady of the night.
She has a brand new battery fitted and will have 12 months mot in the next few days
No I aint gonna clean it. Thats your job
I can get her delivered by courier for £150 to a mainland UK address.
I'll take any bike or trike in px with cash either way
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