a set of jumpleads go into a pub.
the landlord says to the:-
"i'll serve you, just don't start anything........"
a ham sandwich goes into the pub, and asks for a drink
the landlord says:-
"sorry, we don't serve food........."
a polo and an extra-strong mint are in the pub, having a quiet pint
in walks a fishermans friend
Polo turns to extra strong mint and says:-
"watch out for him, he's fu**ing menthol....."
i'll get my cloak