A policeman knocks on the door of a house. When a guy comes to the door the policeman ask him how many people are there in the house, the guy replies 6. The policeman ask if he comes in a check, the guy replies sorry officer but No, if you and your mate come in that would make 8 and I would be breaking the law.
From my FB feed " To be honest, right now I would feel safer if coronavirus gave a press conference telling me how to stay safe from the government"
...old enough to know better !!
I think the only way to have Christmas this year is to kill the Turkey and have 30 people over for the cremation
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