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    who enjoys that moment

    when you let rip under the duvet just before your wife enters the bedroom.
    as she reaches for the corner of the duvet,then flings it back to get in releasing the sweet smell of hell,calling you a dirty ******* as you go into fits of laughter trying to convince her it just slipped out.



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    Not just me who finds that funny then
    Had all the blokes in the van on the way to work hanging out the window today, gagging!!!
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    Talking

    ahh the ole dutch oven
    KICK IT IN THE GUTS & GO FOR GLORY

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    " trying to convince her it just slipped out." Quote.............. Now have had to say that !!!! lol
    F**k the Circus !!!!

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    following on from that......heres one of my favourites.After letting a quiet one out while laying in bed,ask your wife if she thinks you could spit up in the air,and catch it again...theres only one place for her to hide!

    ps this only works once,unless your wifes a bit thick............

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    Only trouble is my missus can take me to the cleaners when it comes to ****ing and I've always been led to believe that I was pretty good !

    Have you also noticed that when you drop your guts you're a dirty ******* , yet when she does it nothing could be funnier

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    sometimes the girls take the joke a step too far


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    EEeeeeeeewww . Man overboard !!

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    yukkk!

    Try this ! many years ago i had a mate in Eastbourne who liked to have a few beers and confess to this dirty habit.
    He would scratch his bottom hole in bed and then stick his finger under his wifes nose until she woke up.Dirty *******!!

    While im on here i remember him getting very drunk one night and dissappearing on the way home from the pub his missus called the police in dispair and people searched all night for him .Unbelievably he turned up in a roll of old carpet in the back garden and somehow he remembered his carpets had been renewed and he had unrolled the carpet and then rolled himself in it completely covered hidden until next morning.He never remembered a thing but everyone wanted to kill him.

    Needless to say they aint married any more well done nick!!

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