ha ha !!!! looks good
ha ha !!!! looks good
Going stir crazy already.....
Nuttier than squirrel shit
The Lord moves in strange ways.......ecxellent, I think one should continueth with this sermon throghouteth the buildeth
Be assured, good people, that the Book of Covidicus XIX will continueth throughout lockdown, as will my decline into insanity.
The great host of disciples were glum and without joy, but lo, when they saw into the mind of the legendary one a great hearty guffaw emerged.............and indeed they were replete.
Whirrr whirrr chuff chuff de chuff........chuff......BRUMMMM!
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The Book of Covidicus XIX
Chapter 2, Verses 1 to 7
2:1 And lo the chosen one was industrious in his toils, but his eyes had grown old and weary, and his garage was dark and lit not well, having but two small globes to illuminate his work.
2:2 He looked once more to the skies and said, “Guide me, O Lord. I would normally make busy at the room of fab at work that is bright and illuminated, but thanks to this plague that you have visited upon us I am confined to my small garage which is dingy and dark.”
2:3 And the Lord said, “Take up thy tools and line thee the ceiling of thy garage which will give it joy and a brighter visage.”
“But with what should I line it, O Lord?”
“Use thee the wood of many layers, but use thee not nails of common metal, instead use thee threaded fixings which can be applied using your battery drill. And by the way, it was the Chinese that visited the plague upon thee, not me.”
2:4 So the chosen one did line the ceiling of his garage using wood of many layers, and threaded fixings as the Lord had commanded, and he saw that it was good but as dusk covered the land he was once more downcast as the meagre illumination in his garage precluded accurate and enjoyable night-time toil.
2:5 Once more he called upon the Lord, “Lord, my garage is truly a cleaner and happier place, but come the night-time I find that toil is still impaired.”
And the Lord said, “Fit ye illumination of great fluorescence, and do it many-fold.”
-“How many-fold illuminations of great fluorescence shall I fit O Lord?”
-“I don’t know. IV or V should do it.”
2:6 And so the chosen one did fit many illuminations of great fluorescence, but he was not good at Roman numerals, so when he showed the product of his toils to the Lord, the Lord exclaimed, “Junior on a bike, your bill of electrickery will truly be vast. I said IV or V, but you have fitted X, and all of them doubles. Truly if thy electrickery meter doth not resemble a whirlwind then my name is not Lord. My me man, I can see them from my place of repast without my omnipotence.”
2:7 But the chosen one was, at least for the moment, rejoicing in the illumination of his toils.
And yay verily the lord did send down the angel gabriel ,carrying forth the encapsulated balm of heaven ...spf45... that may banish the burning of the sun on the fair skin of his disciple radiating forth from the blessed lights above .!
Numbers 20:8 reads
"take the rod and call the assembly together"
Instruction to attend hot rod show? A verse which even atheistic hot rodders can take to heart!
I may live in East London, I may have a number plate that reads "Chopt", but I do NOT use 6" wheel spacers!
The chosen one should ask his lord whence he should procure some covering of the thinnest layer of the brightest of colours. Truly a many layered ceiling covering would look wondrous glowing as the virgin snow on a mounting top.
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