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  • Yesterday, 18:01
    Kustom Jim

    Only just seen this.
    Can't stop laffin
  • 07-11-2019, 20:47
    Bloody sure they named a fizzy drink about this??
    Quote Originally Posted by heavychevy View Post
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  • 03-11-2019, 06:45
    Kustom Jim
  • 03-11-2019, 05:56
    what do you call a woman after you've ****ed the arse of her and spunked all over her face?

    A taxi
  • 30-10-2019, 19:37
    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
    "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grey than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
    She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
    She teased me saying that tubby, grey, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
    Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
    So I told her to **** off.
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