I am a 37 year old male and have been in a long term relationship with a Hotrod roadster ( I'll call it Tetanus) for over 15 years now. I try to give Tetanus all the care and attention that I can, but I have been unable to take it out very much over the last few years because I have...
..so i found these at the back of the drawer..
Hold on...now its even cheaper...!
...and as i recall,she was pretty much Mintola as well.
..well it was over 25 yrs ago! (PS i must remember to send them pics back!)
This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public a true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written.....
Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service,
Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at...