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    Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ------------ --------- --------oOo- --------- --------- A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd...
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    The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examinations in a Dudley School for 16 year olds These are genuine responses from 16 year olds Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A : Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe...
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    Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'. Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can...
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    lifes dull enough so here goes bloke goes into the doctors and says to doc i wonder if you can have a look at my foot.. He lobs it on the table and the doctor sayS " im sorry my freind but thats not a foot" to which patient replies ,nope ! but its a good 11 inches aint it ...:pmsl: gets...
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