Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!
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A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd...
The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examinations in a Dudley School for 16 year olds
These are genuine responses from 16 year olds
Q: Name the four seasons.
A : Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe...
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'..
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
lifes dull enough so here goes
bloke goes into the doctors and says to doc i wonder if you can have a look at my foot..
He lobs it on the table and the doctor sayS " im sorry my freind but thats not a foot"
to which patient replies ,nope ! but its a good 11 inches aint it ...:pmsl: