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Got called in for a last minute jaunt round Europe on Monday (I'm writing this in Berlin) and wound up with about 4 hours to pack and get myself from Norwich to Rye to hop on a bus , not funny when its a 3.5 hour run on a good day and I was in Lowestoft when the call came :tdown:

So there I am , batting down the A11 like a mad thing in the P100 to make it in time , when I notice a convoy of brand new silver and black VW Transporter vans pulling out of a layby up ahead . As I start overtaking them I notice that they seem to be following a couple of new Range Rover's covered in aerials and things , which in turn are following an older Jensen TVR and Lotus . Then the Lotus pulls out into the fast lane with another Rangie in front of it with a fella pointing a camera out of the rear hatch . Odd thinks I ...

...at this point I'm pretty much alongside the Jensen and looking across who should smile back at me but Mr Sparkly Teeth himself Richard 'Hamster' Hammond , him off of Top Gear fame . Sure enough as I pass the TVR I spot the flowing spaniel-like locks of James 'Captain Slow' May , and realise i must now be sat right up the arse of Jeremy 'Opinionated Twat but somehow also endearing' Clarkson in the Lotus , my gloriously pikey looking truck in two-tone white and not quite white framing the shot from the camera man in the Rangie with its truckman hi-top and madly grinning beardie driver flashing the buggers out of the way ! Well thats something you don't see every day I thought :bigsmile:

So watch out for the next series of Top Gear when they probably try to break 3 secondhand English sportscars , you may just catch a glimpse of yours truely in the background , though hopefully not clearly enough to notice that I was on the phne to my Mum at the time :tup::wanker:
 

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brilliant ratty :tup:
 

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sat behind clarkson:shake: and you didnt "mirror, signal, ram the twat off the road":sniff:
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I'm dissapointed in you using the phone,Ratty.You could have had a free hand to flip the bird at that curley headed fuck as you drove past!:D
 

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Hi Ratty,
Join the club. You should have rammed that twat Clarkson off the road, just like I should have hit the gas and not the brake when Mick Hucknell (ginger tosser) pulled out of a track on his bike in front of my van, I still have sleepless nights thinking of all the women and fame I could have had if I'd just kept going!

If you do get on the telly post the bit here, it'll save having to watch that crap:D

Chaley
 

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Now here is the question....... If those three are real petrol heads, have they found this wonderfull dark world we live in? if so are they lurkers? and are they now thinking WOW that was the famous Ratty on the A11........................ Dave.
 

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Hi Ratty,
Join the club. You should have rammed that twat Clarkson off the road, just like I should have hit the gas and not the brake when Mick Hucknell (ginger tosser) pulled out of a track on his bike in front of my van, I still have sleepless nights thinking of all the women and fame I could have had if I'd just kept going!

If you do get on the telly post the bit here, it'll save having to watch that crap:D

Chaley
Clarksons a dick, but i like Mick Hucknull, would'nt you take his life style and the bloke can sing.........
 

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Clarksons a dick, but i like Mick Hucknull, would'nt you take his life style and the bloke can sing.........
You just said that out loud you know :shocked::D , I'dve run him over Chaley even if it left a ginger stain on your bonnet :tup:

No sticker I'm afraid , and I couldn't actually see Jezza as the big girl had his roof up and was set well back . All of them did actually , probably didn't want to risk messing their hair up . I guess it could've been the Stig driving but I doubt I'dve been able to overtake if it was !

Cor , what a brush with fame , for them of course :pmsl:

Jack , you old smoothy you , you'll have to stop chatting me up now the Missus is on here :hug:
 

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you just said that out loud you know :shocked::d , i'dve run him over chaley even if it left a ginger stain on your bonnet :tup:

No sticker i'm afraid , and i couldn't actually see jezza as the big girl had his roof up and was set well back . All of them did actually , probably didn't want to risk messing their hair up . I guess it could've been the stig driving but i doubt i'dve been able to overtake if it was !

Cor , what a brush with fame , for them of course :pmsl:

Jack , you old smoothy you , you'll have to stop chatting me up now the missus is on here :hug:
he's as good a white soul boy as your gonna get.............
 

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Mick Hucknell is nothing more than a Charlie Drake tribute act. Oh, & a cock.
 

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Mick Hucknell is nothing more than a Charlie Drake tribute act. Oh, & a cock.
dont be cruel to charlie drake :incheek:
& if the TG guys are lurking its know wonder cla****n was hiding :pmsl:
lanky silver spooned tw*t :finger:
 

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Hey Ratty, i'm still going through the 'why the fuck didn't i do it' guilt trip after having Mr.Clarkson sitting right up the arse of my van on the A140 in a Escort Cosworth (tells you how long ago it was) and I didn't brake REALLY hard.............ho hum.:shake:
 
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