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Don't know if this has cropped up before but, what do you have as a favorite saying or one liner?

"As deep as a clown's pocket"

""they don't put bay windows in outhouses"

"skin like the inside of a roof slaters nail bag"

"Rough as nut fudge"
 

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hows about this if your wife says does my bum look big in this? "last time i saw an arse like that it was pulling a plough" DONT blame me for what happens tho!! :tup: steve.
 

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as being told be my granddad: enjoy every second of your life, you are longer dead than alive!
 

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"The last time I saw legs like those, they were hanging over a Nest".

"The things you see when you don`t have a Gun".

"Uglier than the back end of a Bus".

"Couldn`t hit a Cows Arse with a Banjo".
 

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Talking to a plonker....." I don't mean to be patronising or condescending...... you do know what they mean I assume?"
 

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My scouse mate has some of the best ones. His variation on the opening quote is "a fanny like a clowns pocket" or a "fanny like a billposters bucket" . There's "a face like a welders bench" and my favourite when someone has just come out with a load of bull just say "Oh yeah, and my arse is a cream bun". Al need to be said in a Scouse accent for best effect.
 

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I also like ; - "About as much use as a One Legged Bloke in an Arse Kicking Contest".
 

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It's your round
 

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As much use as a handbrake in a canoe
 
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