[chevy2]

Looked out into the garden this morning and thought somebody had dumped Nora Batty's underwear on the grass

after closer inspection i'm now the proud owner of a second hand chinese lantern that landed overnight, worth bugger all:tdown:

 

[sqweaka]

get a candle in it and pass it on :tup:

 

[Lee]

Could be one of my condoms.

 

[Torment]

Could be one of my condoms.

or your shower cap....msl:

 

[vin likes diesel]

one of santa's sacks , i would hate to see the state of mrs claus