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My girlfriend told me to stop watching porn, saying it degrades women.

The joke's on her, the porn I watch doesn't have any women in it.
 

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A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest...

The man enters the bank.

Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgage

Employee: I don’t really care.
 

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I'm fed up with people whinging on about the price of things
these days, £1.25 for a Tea, £1.75 for a Coffee, £2 for a slice of cake, and £2.50 for car parking, anymore complaints and I will stop
inviting friends round...
 

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a long long time ago i was young and poor.
now after many many years im no longer young.
 

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This came from my mates 13 year old son :-

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?.............:unsure:
.......Likolotapus :giggle:
 
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