A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, and holding his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them". The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very nice, but listen very, very, closely, are...my...test...results...back?"
boris f**king Johnson and this government,biggest joke out there!!
If you’re like me and totally p**sed off with all this lockdown shit rules and regulations I think you will have the same opinion.
Boris and his gang can have a massive party on the beach,horse racecourses and football stadiums are open with thousands of people present.beaches are rammed with people,campsites are fully booked,pubs and restaurants are packed out.pikeys in our area can have 34 caravans/campers together illegally and even have the front to put a flaming marquee up!! One rule for one and one for another,we cannot even have a weekender car show and have fun and enjoy ourselves.it is about time we all stuck two fingers up at these idiots in charge and live our lives like other countries.benefits, furlough and immigrants need to stop now or we are all doomed!!!
A forum community dedicated to UK Hot Rod & Street Rod owners and enthusiasts. Come join the discussion about Hot Rods, builds, performance, modifications, classifieds, troubleshooting, maintenance, and more!