"I failed my driving test today. I think it's a bit harsh, I mean I only got 3 minors. Although in fairness they were coming out of school."
man who goes to bed with itchy bottom wakes up with dirty finger.CONFUCIOUS SAYS;
Man who shag woman on side of hill,not on the level.
Man who wank into till,coming into money.
Man who stick cock in biscuit tin,fuckin' crackers.