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Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who This morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to f*** off

Never confused
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:Well well well AL.

I never thought Id see the day when you would post up a smiley type icon.

As you know......I dont do text.

But I think im gona learn the lingo.....just for you.


Mr Invisible
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When you see a woman and you really want her, remember:

No matter how beautiful she is,

No matter how sexy she is,

No matter how seductive she is,

No matter how cute and sweet she is,

Somewhere there is a bloke who is having a beer in celebration at having got rid of her.
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