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Apologies to any of our friends in blue..........

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday in my rod, I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to my car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work".

"Oh yeah" said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher" I responded.

The cop was stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well, "I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until its about 6 foot wide".

"And just what do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?" he enquired.

wait for it................

I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge......"
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