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I think its time that we perhaps had a thread for those looking for Love.:?:

I'll start......

Wanted a tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

Interested?

Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;
Still interested?

Call me at...... *** ****
 

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Official Drag Addict....
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Sid... :tup:
 

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"call 0-800 Apocalypse"
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you have a pm but i can only do those things on a thursday night

Jack / Jackie:hug::hug:
are ya gonna put the pics in the adult section jack??:lol:
 

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I am single and up it......

Looking for a friendly slim and good looking bird who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, for quiet nights in and interesting nights out.

Must like cars and carshows, cruises and other car related shit.

Someone that can cook would also be a bonus, as it saves a fortune on having to eat in restaurants.

PM, if you fit the bill, I have a 58 Caddy and can travel......:incheek:

Oh, and I have a 10" tongue and can breath through my ears.
 

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bitch
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male wanted thou am not too fussy

expert in the following a must...

clutchs
welding
panel beating
electrics
paint spraying
 

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would like to meet good looking woman with a GSOH who owns a 1966 Thunderbird.
All replies, please include picture of the Thunderbird
 

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depositionist
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male wanted thou am not too fussy

expert in the following a must...

clutchs
welding
panel beating
electrics
paint spraying
check!
check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check!
check!
check!

thou i'm well past 70, pig ugly as foook, have extensive personal hygiene issues, suffer with severe incontinence & my farts can strip wallpaper!!:eek::puke::giggle::D:pmsl:
form an orderly que:shake::shake:
 

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bitch
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check!
check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check!
check!
check!

thou i'm well past 70, pig ugly as foook, have extensive personal hygiene issues, suffer with severe incontinence & my farts can strip wallpaper!!:eek::puke::giggle::D:pmsl:
form an orderly que:shake::shake:
age is only a number
i have a paper bag for ya face
i have a crate of deoderant
and i could do with the woodchip off the walls

perrrrrrrfect;)
 

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bitch
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best make that 2 paper bags, one to throw up into if one on my face falls off!!:puke::puke::tup:
dont worry ill gaffer tape it to ya neck
 

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get me to the church on time!:D
no chance, the cars p*ssin clutch fluid out & i've forgoten my bus pass! :eek::shocked::S
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:finger:
 

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Discussion Starter · #18 ·
See, knew it was a good idea starting this....we have a marriage made in heaven already......:tup:
 
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