[Greengrocer]

Here's one..

When a Royal is on an offical engagement,and their itinerary for the day is planned,did you know that provision must be allowed for a loo break.And the correct protocolic term in the itinerary for this is...An opportunity to tidy

 

[Plumpcars]

Crikey! I get 22 opportunities a day to tidy now. That sounds impressive.

 

[Lee]

I had a massive opportunity to tidy this morning.